What the What.

*586

my entire life can be described as ‘not wanting to eat but having nothing better to do’

*23408

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.

(via firelordleo)

*7575

magicconchshell:

without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop

(via inbox)

*37750

rneerkat:

i wish i had an accent

í

there we go

(via firelordleo)

*144594

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

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*23808

laughparty:

this speaks to me on so many levels

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*20834

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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*13304

The person that loves you the most, is right in front of you

sodamnrelatable:

but we’re all just to blind to see it..

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*1754

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*6392

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just

(via tapiocasea)

*118531

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

(via tapiocasea)

*63543

larryrickardfan:

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

oh my god

caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE

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*201736

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick

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*432835

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

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*68941

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

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